My Cave of Wonders

Ask me anything   Submit   I put stuff here I find a) Funny b) Interesting c) Fucking amazing.

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

(via eo1n)

— 45 minutes ago with 41859 notes
makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via parkingstrange)

— 5 hours ago with 706426 notes
buns-of-men:

I was running around Caudecus’ Manor taking screenshots for the photo challenge … when I noticed the mirror above the bed for the very first time.

My brain is broken. o_O

buns-of-men:

I was running around Caudecus’ Manor taking screenshots for the photo challenge … when I noticed the mirror above the bed for the very first time.

My brain is broken. o_O

— 7 hours ago with 242 notes

sanity-schmanity:

raggedymans:

people have been sending in complaints to the BBC about jenny and vastra’s kiss

and people say homophobia no longer exists

THEY ARE MARRIED
WHAT DID YOU THINK LESBIANS DO, A HIGH FIVE?

(via fandommember)

— 7 hours ago with 4730 notes

necessary zuko appreciation

(via avatati)

— 8 hours ago with 5910 notes

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: evolved-emo, via my-immortals)

— 9 hours ago with 671219 notes

gigaguess:

lavabendingthot:

geo-mancy:

cloudbending:

thesimplethings1:

DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME

JUST…..DON’T

as if the finale wasn’t enough…they extended it

WHAT TH FUCKKKKKK

I did not need this omg

FUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS I DIDNT NEED TO FEEL RIGHT NOW

Look me in the eye and tell me that was necessary.

— 1 day ago with 7455 notes
bubbablues:

fatboydiet:

I haven’t quite got to the “stop giving a shit” stage myself.

I’m very well into the “stop giving a shit” stage! :) Love your body and ignore the haters.

bubbablues:

fatboydiet:

I haven’t quite got to the “stop giving a shit” stage myself.

I’m very well into the “stop giving a shit” stage! :) Love your body and ignore the haters.

(Source: noobtheloser)

— 1 day ago with 2115 notes