Plant a bunch of sex toys or seductive items (handcuffs, blindfold, vibrator, flavored lube, etc.) around the house for your guy to find. As he tracks down each one, use it on each other before moving on to the next.
Ooh I like this idea
this sounds awesome
elementary + name meanings
Black Hole bending light.
this is fucking terrifying
THE UNIVERSE IS SO FUCKIN RAD
Why would you do this to me?
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
Me playing a strip game of M:tG. Yeah, I lost.
Fair warning to anyone who tries to play strip M:tG against me: I don’t lose often.
So glad you lost…
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.